Im laying in bed, hes gone to the kitchen to bring me the fresh coffee he has just brewed and i hear him singing to his cat
" If i was a WAffy!! waffy waffyywaffywaffywaffywaffywaffywafffff!!
All .Day. Long. I'd meowy meowy moewy!
if was a Waffy Waff!!!!"
to the tune of " if i was a rich man.'